Kiefer Sutherland Arrested for DUI: Jack Bauer Is a Drunk!

September 25th, 2007

Kiefer Sutherland attacks a Christmas tree (Video)

I just thought this video was so appropriate…

Who would have thought Kiefer Sutherland would be the next celebrity DUI… uh, EVERYBODY! You didn’t know that Jack Bauer is a drunk?

Sutherland was arrested last night in West Hollywood after pulling an illegal U-turn. He was given a breath test which reeked of booze and hummus.

Jack Bauer was released at 5:42am on $25,000 bail. He has a court date on October 16th.

Since when is Jack Bauer not allowed to pull a u-turn. Those cops are surely gonna get fired, he was obviously trying to save the world from terrorists! He was probably trying to shake some commie bastards chasing him in SUV’s. (That was probably his drunken statement in the drunk tank).

“You can’t do this, I’m Jack Bauer”

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