Vivica Fox Busted For DUI

March 21st, 2007

Vivica Fox was caught driving her black Escalade on the 101 freeway in San Fernando Valley clipping along at 80 mph. She failed the sobriety test and two breathalyzer were over the legal limit!

She probably stoked. Drinking and driving is cool now, didn’t you know?! Everyones doin it! Maybe if she gained some weight she could handle her booze… or hmmmm let me think…. take a fucking cab! You have more than enough money!

The only reason why I drink and drive every weekend is because I can’t even afford a cab! Kidding… about the drinking part, I really am a broke bum though!

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