Paris Hilton Goes To Jail On Monday, Who Here Is Excited?

June 1st, 2007

Paris Hilton is getting prepared to enter prison on Monday, and she doesn’t pass up good publicity so she’ll have to look her best for the big day.

The New York Daily News is reporting that Paris has already hired hair and make-up artists to be at her home at 9am Monday morning.

“The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies,” an insider says.

“Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a sex tape to her benefit, and she’s going to do the same out of going to prison.”

“It’s not just about marketing, it’s about making money. If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the payoff will be greater.”

The payoff for me is getting to see her prissy ass walking into jail. I can’t wait till one of the guards takes a picture of her on their cell phone and sells it. You know it’s going to happen, they have said that a memo went out telling all the guards that they will be fired if any photos are taking but you know
how much they could sell that picture for!

I hope one comes with her cell mate having
her finger up her ass!

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