Paris Hilton Is A Slut… But You Already Knew That

April 20th, 2007

Paris Hilton has already split with Josh Henderson. Her and James Blunt were spotted on Wednesday night making out at club Teddy’s. A sources reports: “They were all over each other. They both ended up back at Paris’ house.”

Man, why would anyone want to hook up with Paris Sluton? Didn’t anyone read about all the stuff found in that storage facility she forgot to pay the bill for that ended up on that website, parisexposed.com? She’s got every kind of sexually transmitted disease there is known… and now so does James Blunt!

Welcome to the wonder world of herpes James! Better bic your man pride down to nothing so there is no where for Paris’ crabs to run around and nest!

This is now what James Blunt’s Dick looks like! (WARNING THIS IS GRAPHIC AND SICK! DON’T LOOK AT
THIS AT WORK! I COULD BARELY STAND
TO GET THE URL!)

Source: The Superficial

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