Paris Hilton Goes To Jail And Fires Her Publicist

May 7th, 2007

Paris Hilton will be spending 45 days in a state prison after she was sentenced for speeding with a suspended license. She apparently can’t take the rap for it either, as she has fired her long-time publicist Elliot Mintz and blames the whole “misunderstanding” on him.

What an idiot. She’s trying to say that her publicist didn’t explain to her that her license was suspended. You got caught for drinking and driving! Why should you be allowed to drive. Was it your publicist who made your drink?

I can’t wait to see her in prison

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