20-year-old model Lily Cole was caught leaving Jude Law’s pad in London yesterday morning after spending the night. According to the Mirror, Lily has been nailing 35-year-old Jude for the past two weeks. On Saturday night, the two were spotted having a romantic dinner. A witness said, “There was no blatant kissing but it was obvious they were more than just friends. Jude was being very affectionate and gazing into her eyes.”
I know she’s a top model or whatevs but she looks like a creepy porcelain doll who’s eyes follow you around the room. Oh and she looks about 6 years old as well. Jude ,you perv.
This was news to me, but apparently you can actually bet on celebrity action - Vegas style. You can actually do more than bet on sports on these celebrity betting sites, you can bet on where Angelina and Brad’s next adopted munchkin will come from. The odds favor Africa or Iraq! I’m not sure they would go to Iraq, but it would sure pack a message if they did.
Awesome. I’ve finally figured out how to make my zillions! Betting on useless celebrity props! Thank you capitalism!
The biggest movie of the summer is now the biggest movie of the year. Iron Man became the first film of 2008 to pass the $300 million mark at the domestic box office.
The Robert Downey Jr. comic-book flick had grossed an estimated $299.3 million through Tuesday and should have reached the milestone by the time you’ve finished reading this.
Wednesday’s totals were not yet available, but the film has so far made no less than $680,000 per day in ticket sales.Worldwide, the film has grossed an additional $250 million, bringing its global gross to more than $550 million.
I am so happy for Robert. He pulled himself out of a downward druggity drug drug spiral and has ended up on top. Kudos to him.
Nine songs from Guns N’ Roses’ long awaited new album, Chinese Democracy, were leaked online Wednesday on a website which quickly received a cease-and-desist letter from the band.
The album is said to be 14 years in the making. Work on the album originally began back in 1994 and since then Axl has spent $13 million in production. And also gotten rid of his original band members. Of the nine songs leaked, six of them have already leaked in one unfinished form or another. But the ones released yesterday seem to be close to the finished versions.
Apparently the soft drink Dr. Pepper has offered to send a free can of soda to every person in America if Chinese Democracy arrived anytime in 2008.
A shitty new album from a washed up has-been AND a free can of sodeeepop!!! Best year ever!!!!
BROOKE NOW ACCEPTING PERFORMANCE AND APPEARANCE DATES!!!
Brooke is now accepting offers for Live Tour Dates, Live Performances, and Appearances.
Call now to book a date. Brooke’s schedule fills up quickly and she doesn’t wanna let anyone down!
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I’m sure I could afford her appearance fee. It can’t be more than 15 bucks an hour. I’m going to get the drag queen to come over and do the dishes in her denim chaps. Gross.
The National Enquirer claims 17-year-old Jamie Lynn popped out a baby girl at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Ms. She delivered via C-section at 8:30 a.m. The new baby Spears weighed in at 6 pounds, 10 ounces.
It’s been rumored that Jamie Lynn and Casey want to name her Cailynn or Cassie, a combination of their names.
A 17 year old mom. Classy. You can take the girl out of the trailer park…but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.
Honestly this should be an anti-drug advertisement. I make a lot of jokes about Amy Winehouse, but I used to really like her, an amazing talent which has completely gone to shit. Sad.
I guess this picture proves that Robbie Williams is still alive and still barely relevant. I like his blouse. I like how it’s pinned together like that over his fuzzed up chesticles.
And it’s not even for a role. John Travolta is looking more and more like a gay leather daddy bear from the seventies every day!
Tammy Cruise must just cream his jeans when he sees Johnny like this! I would feel bad for Travolta’s wife Kelly Preston if she weren’t a total lesbian herself.
