Foxy Brown Will Be Out On The Town

April 17th, 2008

Foxy

Foxy Brown(Photos)

Tomorrow is a big day for rap singer Foxy Brown. She will be released from jail where she has been for the last 8 months due to violating her probation. She was on probation in the first place for for attacking two manicurists at a nail salon and broke the terms of release after getting into a bitch fight with her neighbor in which the feisty foxy hit with her Blackberry. Ouch! Girl should be locked up for life so as to prevent any other outbursts.

Miss Brown was hoping to get a big crowd of fans awaiting her in the parking lot of Rikers, where she will be set free, but the Department of Corrections is disputing any sort of welcoming party and will be monitoring the “event” or lack thereof, preventing any sort of press or fanatical behaviors.

Foxy Brown has been busy working on her newest album Brooklyn’s Don Diva and plans to release in on May 13th. She is also starting a VH1 reality series which will air in the near future.

Whoa I can’t wait to hear what jail has done to Foxy’s music. She’s so badass and into herself maybe this experience gave her some perspective. That, or more sexcapades to rant about!

Jodie Marsh’s New Balloons

April 17th, 2008

Jodie Marsh

Jodie Marsh

Jodie Marsh(Photos)

A newly breast enlarged Jodie Marsh, 29, flaunts her new super sized 32GGs. Marsh, a wannabe glam model who aches for attention in the fame world, went from having 32DD (which look pretty big already) to the now human head sized melons.

Her reasoning for the so called “enhancement” is because it makes her feel sexier and more confident. She confesses “There are so many images of women with amazing fake boobs, I didn’t feel like mine were good enough. I think society has forgotten what real boobs look like, and women like me end up thinking our boobs aren’t nice because they disappear into our armpits when we lie down.”

As sad as this sounds, she is not alone in feeling insecure about her natural gravity stricken boobs. In fact breast enhancement is the number one cosmetic surgical procedure done. Just since last year there has been 150% increase in the number of young girls getting implants.

What does this say about our society and it’s marketing???

She must have body dysmorphic disorder if she thinks she looks good now. I mean I am all about enhancing your body if it makes you feel better, but this looks so absurd. She is now a 3 headed monster!

Canada Is 4Real!!!

April 16th, 2008

Cameron Diaz And Sol Guy

Cameron Diaz, Sol Guy(Photos)

Sol Guy, a hip-hop producer, artist manager, and owner of his own indie label for Arista Records in New York is using his life and fame to reach out to countries in dire need of cultural help. He is doing this by using celebrities to draw awareness and hype, getting them to travel to different countries, and involving them with the citizens. Sol states, “We live in a society that for whatever reason, has put celebrities at the top of the pyramid.” Understanding this phenomenon he plans to “bridge entertainment and activism” by using these high profile people.

Guy, based out of Vancouver, has co-created with Josh Thome an eight part television series called 4real that will document these stars on their adventures tackling issues such as poverty, enviornment, drugs and violence, health, rights, and more. Celebrity guests for season 1 are Cameron Diaz, Mos Def, Joaquin Phoenix, Eva Mendes, Casey Affleck, K’NAAN, M.I.A. and Flea from The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

Flea speaks out on his experience to Haiti expressing, “What was most interesting to me was that they were doing pieces on these cultures that were positive. Haiti is really going through a hard time but the show was not about ‘Hey look at all these poor people, look at the devastation, look at the malnutrition and problems they have.’ That is all anyone ever hears. This is about the boldness of the human spirit when faced with seemingly insurmountable odds. It’s about how beautiful people can be in these situations. It was one of the most touching experiences of my entire life.”

After Cameron ventured to Peru to participate in a winter solstice ceremony, she has been enlightened about how to use her power to help others. She stated, “Everywhere that I’ve been, from Africa to Nepal to Paris, Frace to Iceland and Peru, the thing that I find is that we’re all the same. We’re all human beings, we all want the same things, we want to be loved, we want to be safe. Everybody is trying to achieve the same thing in their lifetime. That’s a passion of mine, to help people understand how we coexist on this planet.”

The show airs nationally (in Canada) on MTV and CTV starting mid April, but will air globally on Nation Geographic Channels Internationally in 166 countries and 35 languages. The show schedule, episodes, and news updates can be viewed at 4real.com.

Go Canada and all those stars that are using their lives to make a difference! 4REALZ!!!

Avril Lavigne’s Nipple Massage

April 15th, 2008

Avril Lavigne gets a nipple massage

Avril Lavigne, Deryck Whibley(Photos)
This pic is old-ish, but isn’t it fun to look at Avril getting felt up in a park? Those Sluts!!!

Madonna’s Next Performance On The Internet!

April 15th, 2008

Madonna

Madonna(Photos)

Madonna’s first performance for her newest album Hard Candy will be aired on the internet!

On April 30th Madonna will be playing a show at New York’s Roseland Ballroom, and the show will be broadcast live to US viewers on msn.com. The concert will also be rebroadcast on May 15th for everyone else to see.

Tickets to the show will not be pre sold. In fact, fans will have to line up outside the venue and get in on a first come first serve basis. Peeps better start lining up now!

The show however is linked to the telecommunications company Verizon, which will be giving away tickets to lucky fans.

Hard Candy which already has a number 1 hit called 4 minutes featuring Justin Timberlake, will be released the day before the show on April 29.

Damn! Woman knows how to work the biz! I’m looking forward to this event!

Video Of The Day: Reporters Getting Owned!

April 15th, 2008

Geez some of these clips make the job of a reporter look so dangerous! I like the amazing flip that one dude executes after being hit with a sled. He could enter the olympics with that move!

Speaking Of Amy Winehouse…

April 14th, 2008

Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse(Photos)
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER??? Or better yet what the fuck is wrong with this baby’s parents?

Whuddup With Anna Kournikova?

April 14th, 2008

Anna Kournikova

Anna Kournikova(Photos)

The use to be babe-alish tennis pro Anna Kournikova is looking a little too skinny doncha think? She is seen running in the 1st annual Nautica South Beach Triathlon in Miami Beach.

Maybe it is the pose she is in while running but she seems to be developing the Amy Winehouse weird boney leg syndrome, seen here at TMZ.com.

Girl needs to stop running! There IS such a thing as being too fit…like when you can see your bones pop through your skin, I think is a good indication as to when you should chill the fuck out.

Jodie Sweetin Is A Baby Mama

April 14th, 2008

Jodie Sweetin

Jodie Sweetin(Photos)

Full House child star Jodie Sweetin and her hubby, set designer Cody Herpin, welcome a new baby girl, Zoie,(not sure why they had to go and spell it like that) into their lives. Jodie, aka Stephanie Tanner delivered her 8 lbs. 7 oz. baby via C-section on Saturday afternoon.

“Jodie says that she and her husband and family are thrilled and in love with baby Zoie,” said a representative for Sweetin.

The couple married last year after having known each other only 2 weeks. I guess baby Zoie prolly had something to do with this. How Rude!!!

Awe, now she has her very own full house. Bet she hasn’t heard that one yet!

Pink’s Itsy Bitsy Polka Dot Bikini

April 14th, 2008

Pink

Pink(Photos)

A playful looking Pink spotted in Miami having waaaaaay too much fun in her teeny bikini and a disgustingly matching hat.

What’s so fucking funny?

Careful Pink any more polka dots and you will look like you have the measles. Mom, I know you think this outfit is just darling!