Lindsay Lohan Is Out of Rehab… She’ll Drink to That!

July 16th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan is out of Promises Rehab again after completing her 45-day stint. Her spokesperson explained that it’s ok if you see Blohan out on the town and slutting it up at the bar because she will be wearing “an alcohol monitoring bracelet“!

“On Friday, July 13, 2007, Lindsay Lohan successfully completed her 45 days of residential and extended care treatment at Promises. She has transitioned to an intensive outpatient program, which includes attendance at daily AA meetings, outpatient therapy and daily testing. On her own, she has also made the decision in support of her sobriety to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet. In part she is wearing the bracelet so there are no questions about her sobriety if she chooses to go dancing or dining in a place where alcohol is served.“

Cokehan may have completed her 45-day stay at Promises but we all know you can’t use the word rehabilitated with her. She’ll be out boozing in no time, if she hasn’t already. Her rep saying that she is going to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet is just a way to try and justify her going out to clubs and partying. She might be wearing a bracelet around town but I can almost guarantee that there won’t be any batteries in it.

Why not just NOT go out to the bars ya moron!

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