Lily Allen Cancels US Tour To Make Her Boyfriend Smile

April 16th, 2007

Reportedly Lily Allen has cancelled over 20 upcoming shows in North America.

Apparently she misses her friends and boyfriend too much to proceed with the touring. Hmm… let’s think about this. Your a fucking singer and performer. You are meant to be on the road most of the time. I guess she doesn’t care about album sales.

Her manager should just get her a dildo
and play cards with her every once in
a while so she’s not so lonely.

Her current boyfriend must be better than the guy that broke her heart and caused her to write the song Smile. You can check out her myspace to hear it.

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