Joe Francis Starring In Prison Guys Gone Wild

April 13th, 2007

Joe Francis who is now serving time in the slammer for tax evasion, contempt of court and molesting little girls (possibly boys as well) was also charged yesterday for bribing a jail guard for a bottle of water to take a sleeping pill. He offered $100 bill but the guard turned him down, so he decided it was worth $500.

Inmates aren’t allowed to carry cash so they searched poor Francis’ cell only to find 16 prescription pills. What ever happened to being stripped down and having to leave all your possessions when you enter jail?

First off Joe, if you are going to pop pills, learn how to do it with out water… believe me it’s not hard. Second I’m sure there are plenty of other fluids flowing around that prison that you are going to have to get used to swallowing… might as well start now. Besides the fluid that is probably going to be going down your throat is going to be nice and warm and will probably help to put you to sleep anyways.

Just think of it as a nice glass of warm milk! (Yuck! I just grossed myself out on that one!) Honestly though can you blame the guy for needing a sleeping pill, look at how high
strung he is. Whatever he is giving the
thumbs up to in that picture he is fucking
stoked on it!

Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild, Prison