Katie Holmes and her “husband” Tom Cruise were recently snapped attending an LA Galaxy soccer game. Tommy is clipped out of the shot but we can assume he was pitching a tent for his main squeeze, David Beckham.

Amy Winehouse recently entered a zombie marathon. First prize? Brrrraaaaiinnnss!!!!!

A treadmilling Britney Spears is seen at Bally’s Fitness Center in Studio City, Los Angeles. She is getting back into shape for her second appearance on the TV sitcom How I Met Your Mother. Last month the singer made a cameo on the show and the series reached an all time rating high!

Spears played a love struck receptionist and a source told people mag that “The show is ecstatic and so is Britney. She had so much fun the first time around that she really wanted to come back.” Britney has demanded a script before she goes ahead and agrees to her return, but I’m thinking that the show will cater to any sort of requests she may propose as they kinda make more money when she is around!

The very territorial lesbian Lindsay Lohan lashes out when anyone gets near her precious Samantha Ronson. The two were partying in NYC on friday night at the Beatrice Inn when Ashley Olsen chatted up Sam. This triggered Lindsay to attack the Olsen twin with the words ” Get your 15 year old Full House ass away from my girlfriend.” Poor Ashley! You’ve been warned!!!

The following night at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone, it is reported that Lindsay was acting upset when Sam didn’t give her enough attention, but Samantha was busy spinning records all night and kept focused. Holy “needy” batman!

A new reality show has scooped up Paris Hilton. The show is about pet grooming and the animal loving heiress has signed a deal with Britain’s Living TV channel to host Paris’ Pooches. It will be filmed at a beauty parlor in London on Bond Street, which has a Los Angeles “style” perfect for Paris.

Paris loves pups so much that she claims to own 17 of her own. She has stated that she even has a doggie mansion in her backyard. “It’s a replica of my house with a chandelier and the same furniture. They all live in there.” Apparently having this many dogs breaks the Los Angeles city bylaw pet limit. She even claimed to once having 600 pets spread out in various homes.

Chihuahua’s being Paris’ favorite mutt of choice has made the breed more popular, and the trend to dress these small creatures in obnoxious accessories like tiaras has been carried on by many.

When Jessica Simpson was admitted to the hospital a bit ago, she was reported to be treating a kidney infection. Now the news it out that she also was being treated for a bladder infection and a urinary infection all brought on by her excess intake of alcohol. She is also rumored to have asked for a pregnancy test because she was 3 weeks late. Yikes!!! Babies and alcohol don’t mix well.

A source tells Star magazine “She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she’s very conscientious about the calories, but Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can’t hold as much as they can.”

Jessica started dating football player Tony Romo in November 2007 and has been drunk ever since!!!

Pop star baby mama Christina Aguilera is being sued for fraud. A man named Michael Dunlop is suing the Genie in a Bottle singer for loss property, loss of earning capacity and other damages such as humility, harassment, lies and slander. Say What???

Dunlop claims to be Christina’s father. Not only that, he also claims to be the sperm of 26 children including Miss Christina, Corey Feldman, Hayden Panettiere, Vanessa Williams, Hilary Duff, and Matthew Broderick. I didn’t know they were all related?

Ok so he’s a delusional freak, and these charges will obviously turn to dust.