Paris Hilton’s Pet Show!!!

April 21st, 2008

Paris Hilton(Photos)
A new reality show has scooped up Paris Hilton. The show is about pet grooming and the animal loving heiress has signed a deal with Britain’s Living TV channel to host Paris’ Pooches. It will be filmed at a beauty parlor in London on Bond Street, which has a Los Angeles “style” perfect for […]

Paris Bails Hard

March 31st, 2008

Paris Hilton (Photos)
Delicate flower and human rights activist Paris Hilton took a brutal nosedive while walking slowly and deliberately out of a building. She even bruised her little chinny chin chin when she decided to seduce the floor with her face.
I seriously live for this shit. If anyone comes across a picture of the front […]

Paris Hilton Loves Babies Y’all

March 28th, 2008

Paris Hilton (Photos)
Today I had to choose the picture that made me want to barf the most. There was this one, and there was one of a guy who’d pissed his pants and was covered in his own drunk puke. Paris won.

Paris and the Pussies

February 19th, 2008

Paris Hilton(Photos)
Its not old news that Paris Hilton recently celebrated her 27th birthday and this weekend she celebrated it again by performing with the Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas.
Now I must admit those Pussycat Dolls are a hot bunch but adding Paris into the mix for some reason sincerely stimulates my gag reflex. For most […]

Paris Wins!

February 7th, 2008

Paris Hilton(Photos)
The socialite princess Paris Hilton found herself at Harvard yesterday where she was crowned Harvard Lampoon’s award “better than or equal to woman of the year.” “Harvard is hot!” she said when she received the silver trophy.
Keeping in the comedy spirit Paris told the crowd of about 100 people that her “Simple Life” […]

50 Cent Makes Paris Hilton Cry

February 4th, 2008

Paris Hilton Crying (Photos)
So…here’s what went down at Paris Hilton’s Superbowl party. When 50 Cent and his boyz took the stage he gave Paris a quick shout out, which she took as an invite to take the stage and shake her ass. 50 Cent took one look at her attention whoring and told her […]

Paris Hilton On David Letterman Video: Paris Breaks Down Backstage

October 2nd, 2007

Paris Hilton On David Letterman (Video)
I know I’m late posting this as I have been doing a lot of work on the site, but had to post anyways cause it’s too funny.

Paris Hilton will never do the David Letterman show again after he repeatedly asked her about the time she […]

Paris Hilton Has a New Perfume Called “Can-Can”

September 28th, 2007

Paris Hilton Has a New Perfume Called “Can-Can” (Photos)
Paris Hilton has a new perfume inspired by Moulin Rouge and can-can dancing. Hense why her new perfume is appropriately called “Scent of a slut”. Actually no, they decided that name was too realistic and wanted more of a fantasy campaign so they decided to really brain […]

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan: Role Models Video

September 21st, 2007

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan: Role Models (Video)
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and even Mel Gibson are all great role models! That’s there are the new “Role Model” play figures.
How funny would this be if this really was a commercial. You sitting there watching Seinfeld re-runs when […]

Lindsay Lohan to Stay Put in Rehab: Story’s Heard Round The World

September 17th, 2007

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