Britney Spears Says Sorry… Again!

July 5th, 2007

Britney Spears has once again sent out a heart felt message to her fans on her website. I guess Spears didn’t think it was enough to send a hand written letter to the chaps over at X17online and had to repeat the message for the world to see.
Here is what she said:
I apologize to the […]

Akon Says He’s Innocent After Throwing Kid Off Stage

June 7th, 2007

Akon is claiming that he is innocent and did not do anything wrong by throwing a 15-year-old kid off a stage where he was performing a shitty concert.
Police have been trying to locate the boy involved in the incident and his mother finally came forward and contacted the police.
An attorney for Acrap released a statement […]

Paris Hilton Free From Prison and on House Arrest

June 7th, 2007

Paris Hilton went from an original 45 day sentence in jail, to 25 days… to um, 3 days! What the fuck! Paris is now on house arrest for the next 40 days.
The director of Life & Style Weekly, Jared Shapiro told Fox News, “This is one of the most privileged, entitled people to ever walk […]

Akon Throws Kid Off Stage: Surprised He Didn’t Hump Him Too!

June 4th, 2007

Akon has become bored of humping young children so now he just prefers to throw them off stage instead.
A poor kid threw a water bottle at the shitty rapper so Akon decided to have his guards pull the 45lbs kid out of the crowd and up on stage so he […]

Paris Hilton Turns Herself Into Prison

June 4th, 2007

Paris Hilton surrendered herself into custody last night at approximately 10:30pm by her family and lawyer at a remote location to avoid the massive amounts of paparazzi.
Reports now say that she will not have a shared cell as previously thought. She will be in look up 23 hours out of the day for the next […]

From Calum Best To Lindsay Lohan: Snorting Coke With Hookers

May 30th, 2007

It’s no wonder Calum Best was apparently sleeping with Lindsay Lohan; he was loving the endless supply of cocaine and sex.
Now that Blohan has been busted and crashed her car, Calum has turned to hookers and scraping together the little bit of cash he has to buy some blow. Calum was recently filmed with the […]

Britney Spears Delays Flight Because of Leather Seats

May 22nd, 2007

Britney Spears delayed a flight from Los Angeles to Florida last week after freaking out that the seats on the plane weren’t leather. First Brit Brit got upset about her assigned seat, then she decided that she would not fly on a plane that didn’t have leather seats and delayed the flight for an hour […]

Britney Spears Has Nip Slip & Lip Syncs As Track Skips in Orlando

May 22nd, 2007

Britney Spears performed in Orlando this weekend and it was a train wreck; story of her life! Brit Brit was doing her usual lip-sync show when her backing tracks started to skip during the song “Do Somethin”, and that’s exactly what she was probably thinking to her stage manager!
Spears just kept dancing like an idiot […]

Britney Spears Has Nip Slip & Lip Syncs As Track Skips in Orlando

May 22nd, 2007

Britney Spears performed in Orlando this weekend and it was a train wreck; story of her life! Brit Brit was doing her usual lip-sync show when her backing tracks started to skip during the song “Do Somethin”, and that’s exactly what she was probably thinking to her stage manager!
Spears just kept dancing like an idiot […]

Laguna Beach Star Plays Russian Roulette… What An Idiot!

April 23rd, 2007

Usmagazine.com has obtained some retarded pictures of Laguna Beach has-been Jason Wahler hanging with wanna-be rapper Jay211 (real original) playing a friendly game of russian roulette. The pictures are from last summer so let’s hope his mother has recently gave me a hug and told him that even though his acting career is going no-where, […]