Whatever Happened to Chris Crocker?

March 5th, 2008

Chris Crocker (Photos)
Nothing happened to him. Other than these ugly clothes and that gross hair-do.

Chris Crocker Does Britney Spears Crotch Flash Uncensored: Chrissy NO!!!

October 26th, 2007

Chris Crocker Does Britney Spears Crotch Shot (Photos)
Ah! This is not something I wanted to see this morning! Last night at the Hyde, Criss Crocker flashed the paps in true Britney Spears fashion… what I mean is they both where wearing dresses when they showed us there dinks! In Chrissy’s case, his very small ball […]

Chris Crocker On Maury Povich Video

September 21st, 2007

Chris Crocker On Maury Povich (Video)
Shit dick Chris Crocker was recently on Maury Povich in a beautiful outfit. He told Maury the same things he’s been telling everyone, that he’s not acting in his “Leave Britney Alone” video. Oh ya, and he’s an “internet actor”…
Chris Crocker is such a role […]

Chris Crocker to Become “TV Star”?

September 19th, 2007

It’s Chrissy Bitch (Video)
Chris Crocker is apparently set to be a “TV Star” according to 44 Blue Productions who are planning to develop a documentary about… um… his life? (Sorry that just doesn’t sound interesting).
Crocker is a 19-year-old from Tennessee who lives with his Grand Parents and shoots You Tube […]

Seth Green: Leave Chris Crocker Alone!

September 17th, 2007

Seth Green Does Chris Crocker (Video)
Seth Green does a great impression of Chris Crocker.
I know that there are tons of fans out there of Chris Crocker, because you all got mad at me for calling him bi-sexual. Just to clear that up, I know that he is full out flaming […]

Chris Crocker Says Leave Britney Spears Alone Video! He’s Crazier Than Her!

September 11th, 2007

There is no better way than to start off the day than with a crazy bi-sexual Britney fan. After Britney Spears horrible MTV performance, YouTube loser Chris Crocker wanted to send the world a tearful message: “Leave Britney Alone!“
This kid seriously has some issues, I couldn’t even watch the whole […]