Britney Spears: US Weekly Controversial Cover, Britney’s Boys HELP!

August 1st, 2007

US Weekly: Sean and Jayden Cry For Help (Photos)

US Weekly is not messing around with their latest cover story. Sean Prestan and Jayden James cry for help according to the above cover.

They claim that Spears is a bad mother (nothing we don’t already know) and that she puts soda in the baby bottles (how would they know). Also Life & Style Magazine, who are now also printing the same cover story claim that they youngsters call their grandmother “bad lady” (that is probably true).

This stuff is such a load of crap, that is why I hate these magazines with a passion. Ya, I know Brit is probably not a great mother, but soda in the baby bottles… these writers are not writers. They basically sit at their desk and think hmmm what is something good I can make up that our readers will buy because they are gullable morons who care more about someone elses life than their own (no offense to my readers), I like to bash the real stuff… like Britney shaving her head, or Lohan snorting ten grams of coke and getting behind the wheel.

Let’s remember how old Spears’ kids are… you really think they are telling reports “Help my mommy put
soda in my baby bottle”… kids love soda,
they wouldn’t say a thing.

Next thing Coca-Cola will be getting
Sean and JJ to do a commercial to get
other tottlers hooked on it.

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