Britney Spears Puking at Sky Bar? I Want To Believe!

May 30th, 2007

Britney Spears warmed all of our hearts yesterday when she wrote a note on her official website explaining how she’s growing up and how her life has changed since she had her kids and yaddda, yadda, yadda… 40 minutes later you are done reading the letter.

Anyways, this morning the Metro UK is reporting that Brit Brit was “vomiting uncontrollably in the men’s bathroom of an LA hotel” the day before she wrote that letter. Apparently she was at the Sky Bar telling staff: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well at the moment.”

Of course, as always.. there is that one witness that the reporters find walking the streets just begging to tell someone of their story. “Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off.” (Doesn’t she wear a weave now?)

“She had booked a room at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home.” (Too ill to stay? So, you are going to take a person who is vomiting all around town in a moving vehicle to their home where they have to clean up after themselves and do everything, vs. staying at a hotel where you are waited on at your beck and call? Not to mention that if her bodyguard was there, don’t you think he would have told this prick witness to fuck off?)

None of this adds up whats so ever. As much as I would love to believe this, I think Metro UK fabricated the entire story and for that they can lick my balls! I understand that some stories are stretched and elaborated but don’t just make up something out of thin air to try and get your shitty paper read.

Who ever wrote that story is pathetic!

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