Britney Spears Out of Rehab!

March 21st, 2007

Britney Spears has completed her 30 day stint in rehab. Last night she left Promises rehab after “successfully completing the program,” said manager Larry Rudolph.

Spears pleads with the media to respect her privacy while she rebuilds her life with her two children. “We ask that the media respects her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at the time,” read a statement.

Most people stay for 45 days but apparently Brit has special healing powers like Wolverine and only needed the 30. Must be exciting for her though… so exciting that she’ll probably be out on the town by the weekend having a celebritory drink! Hell she’s probably just excited to be able to go for a stroll through the McDonalds drive-thru and then hit up a 7-11 for some smokes and a red bull!

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