The producers for the reality show, “The Bachelor” are having a tough time finding woman for the show, because none of them can pass the medical examination!
They claim every time they meet an attractice and intelligent girl she usually doesn’t past the medical test, because of herpes. A source said, “Some of the best looking […]

Here is the complete interview of Paris Hilton on Larry King Live. This is the first exclusive interview since her stint in prison… I know, I know, who care… but then why are you reading this. Eh, eh?
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Mika Brzezinski of MSNBC tried to light a report on Paris Hilton on fire this morning. When the lighter was taken away Mika tore the report up. After a break she was given another copy with Hilton taking the lead story. She then shredded that copy.
I love this video. I […]

Eddie Murphy is the daddy! I knew it, as did almost everyone that heard about this. People Magazine is reporting that the DNA results for Murphy Brown are in and Eddie is the baby daddy.
Sources close to Melaine Brown say that Angel Iris Murphy Brown is for sure Eddie’s. They said, “There was no doubt […]

Taken from E! Online’s Ted Cassablanca’s The Awful Truth
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Some people love Fake-à-la Ferocity…the rest live to hate her. This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these days. Endorsements. Charitable endeavors. Entertainment projects. You name it. And all the wowin’ while, Fake-à-la […]

Here is your first look at Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones. He’s looking a lot rougher than normal but Indiana is all grown up now. The film also stars Shia LaBeouf, Cate Blanchett, John Hurt, Karen Allen and Jim Broadbent and shooting around the world.
It’s too bad that Sean Connery wouldn’t do the flick. Would […]

Simon Fuller, loud mouth manager of the Spice Girls, made an announcement today about making an announcement next week regarding the future of the pop girl group.
He was reported saying, “Following weeks of speculation, the Spice Girls are set to make an official announcement to the world regarding future plans on Thursday June 28.
“No further […]

E! Online obtained a letter from Paris Hilton to a fan that she wrote from in her cell in prison.
Paris must be really fuckin’ bored to be writing letters to her fans. Apparently she hand made a fathers day card for poppa Hilton as well.
Her hand writing is almost as bad as mine except hers […]

Star Magazines new cover features a reported 98lbs Angelina Jolie.
First things first, Star Magazine needs to get a new guy working in their Photo Shop department! Second, how in the fuck would Star Magazine know that she weighs exactly 98lbs, did she step on a scale for them?
“Brad Panics As Angie collapses!” Where are the […]

Such a simple concept, yet so funny.
The best one is.. “Poop”
“Doesn’t count”
“Oh shut the fuck up!”